I was running some errands the other day after doing some reading programs and got an email on my PDA from our kids’ principal. It said:
“Please be advised that the SWAT van has broken down in the vicinity of our school. Many officers have been standing around waiting for assistance but are being moved from the area in an effort to squelch rumors that there is a problem at the school. Please help us alleviate any concerns or rumors regarding this matter.”
All I need to add is that, “You can’t make up stuff this good!”
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